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Would you wear shoes if you didn't have feet?...then why do u wear a bra?
Roses are red, Violets are Black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back
these are for everone who bugs me about my big tits!
Travis: I want to be a broke nigger.
Tara: why do u want to be a broke nigger?
Travis: I think chicks dig broke niggers
Tara: no
Keep smiling it makes people wonder what your up to.
I can think of so many people that this applies to!
Travis: I want to give head.
*Brakes slam, and everyone looks at him*
Everyone: WHAT?!
Travis: that came out wrong
Kevin:Dude do you have any more butter tarts?
Kolby: no
*crinkle crinkle*
Kevin: dude, give those here
Shelsea says this just bout every math class--->
Shelsea to Me: I f you ever need to die fast look down and breathe deep!
-She is tellin me to sufficate my self wit my boobs...I feel so loved... stupid kid!-
~Shels says:
fine.. if i were a guy, i'd do you
"I had an epiphany!
So, today as I was talking on my trusty sidekick, I had an epiphany about life. If you're about to die you should probably cum, because well...it's your last chance." - Matt of From First To Last
EVIL SLOTH says:
ha ha ha i only impress myself with everytime i remember to put pants on
